Yup, pardners, here's a hilarious musical spoof of many of Hollywood's Westerns.  Slick and wealthy Richard Coldheart ("Oh, that's Rich!") must marry Polly Wanda Cracker to control the Cracker property.  However, it's Polly's homely sister, Prunella, who wants to marry him!  Meanwhile, our hero, Sheriff Wayne John, has his hands full surviving the hilarious antics of well-meaning but not-too-bright Deputy Doowrong.  When a bundle of villains, including Snydley Dastardly, Kid Kid and Calamity Jan, attempts to take over Low Humidity Chasm (Aren't you sick and tired of Westerns taking place in Dry Gulch Canyon?), things really go crazy!  Pay close attention to whether Schizophrenic Kid is wearing his white hat or his black hat so you’ll know whether to cheer or boo.   With a narrator to keep the characters on stage in line, this wild and wooly Western will bring down the house!  You'll be whistling to a wide array of Western tunes, such as the lively bluegrass "Wild, Woolly an' Full o' Fleas," the rockabilly "Citizens of Evil" and the lovely ballad, "It's Always Darkest Before the Dawn." 

This "Greatest Story Ever Retold" is based on the book The Cotton Patch Version of Matthew and John by Clarence Jordan in which the Gospel is presented in a setting of rural Georgia.  With music and lyrics by the legendary Harry Chapin, this is a musical gem for all ages.